HMMM

I always wondered how short people see me.

MERRY CHRISTMAS

This Christmas, my Mom is making sure my foot game is right going into 2011!

NO WAY

Dr. Dre is doing the unthinkable and is actually putting out that album he's been talking about for 11 years. Here's the single. Guess what it's about!

DON'T HATE

When some midget figured out all he had to do for money was lip sync into his Mac book, raise his eye brows and put it on Youtube, he was stoked. Then 50 cent figured it would be a good way to promote himself and stopped by his place for an hour. You will never hear me hate on 50 ever again.

NEWS

Max Fish is closing at the end of January. Landlords love to raise the rent. Me from 2009 is bummed.

REVIEW

Margo took me to a bar that's totally sick. It's called The International. It's on 1st Ave between St. Marks and 7th St. A shot of Evan Williams and a Genesee for 4 dollars. The shots are huge too! When you get one you're all like 'Wow, is that bartender still pouring that thing?'