NOT GAY?

Guys, Alicia Keys isn't gay! Someone told me she was years ago, and I never bothered to dispute it. Why would you make up some shit like that? That's not all though...



I thought you were gay until a second ago and now I just found out you're getting married to Swizz fucking Beats? WOW! I love Alicia and that dude gets under my fucking skin so I got bummed for some reason.

Five minutes ago this whole thing would've been unthinkable