REVIEW

This show is pretty good guys.

MORE TO COME

from the neighbors. Blast it.

WANT IT

About a week ago, I was at Alligator Lounge enjoying my free pizza with a couple friends. I was keeping my eye on both their TVs, switching my attention between Broken Arrow and a Cutlery Corner Info-thon. That is, until Cutlery Corner really stole the show. Do you see this thing?



IT'S A FUCKING NINJA MEDALLION WITH IT'S OWN FUCKING KNIFE YOU COULD CUT SOMEONES THROAT WITH!!!!

After a short deliberation I was ready to buy this thing. I figured I would drop 10 bucks on it. Sort of disappointed I found out it wasn't sold individually and you had to buy a whole set of necklace knives to get it.



Then I found out you get 5 for $20 bucks!!!

I'd get my necklace AND I'd have Mothers Day covered for the next 4 years.

Unfortunately though, this story has a sad ending. Because I didn't realize how technology can bring so many people with such remarkable taste together, I waited 5 days to order it and it's sold out. A tough blow to not just me, but to my friends as well. Who will never get to know the joy of seeing me threaten them with a 3 inch long knife at 2am, most likely outside of Minor Arcana.

WHAT?

“I hope that one day I get to come back home because I do live in this area, I still consider this my area, I still consider myself a Knick. Hopefully one day I’ll be brought back here.”



The Knicks should offer Ewing a $500,000 to sit on the bench and be assistant coach(Which I think he's doing for the Magic right now.) Last season they payed Jared Jeffries $250,000 to get two rebounds a game. I'd rather Patrick be there and say things like "Be tall, strong and really athletic like I was. That'll get us a win."




Or not.

CLASSIC

The album of the year came out today. You don't want to be the last person wondering what that "LANE CHANGIN, CHAIN SWINGIN" song is coming out of everybody's car on Franklin Avenue, so you better get it.

PHASE ALERT

Skeeter Davis was from Kentucky. She was in a Country Group called the Davis Sisters. After a car crash killed her singing partner she tried to keep the group going but went solo a few years later. She turned down the country element, went pop and had a dozen hits or so. Lots of songs about heartbreak, the summertime, and heartbreak during the summertime.

If you're going to be in a car with me with in the next month you best believe I'm gonna have a Skeeter mix CD on me.

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW...

...with the Black Lips.




Matt: My neighbor knows those Oddfuture kids and they totally use twitter to get laid all the time. You guys are pretty successful, are you guys getting twitter buns?

Cole: Not really. We have groupies but they just show up to our shows.

Matt: You think it's more of a young rapper thing and rockers can't get it on on twitter?

Cole: I don't know. We're doing alright, but they sell a lot more records than we do.

WHAT?

When's Mike going to start carrying these at Park Deli? If kids in Junior High had jobs he'd make a killing.

WHOA

Everybody's gotta get tiny chat! Partyin and stayin in!