BALLIN

The Sixers got a new T-Shirt Cannon for the new season. It's the Big Bella, the worlds largest, and shoots 100 shirts in 60 seconds.

They're also working on the "Sixers Parachute Drop." Where promotional items are attached to little parachutes and dropped from the rafters. They even got Andrew Bynum. Management over there might even appreciate that the fans are paying their salaries!

OH FUCK!

 YO, THAT HURRICANE FUCKED UP YOUR CAR! AMARE, IF YOU NEED A LIFT TO MSG LET ME KNOW! I'LL GET A ZIP CAR ACCOUNT! IT'S COOL! Pay for gas?

By the way, where are you parking your cars? That looks nuts. I have seen cars parked in many different situations and I have no idea what's going on here.