TUNES

Dorothea Paas is from Toronto. She plays shoegaze. That's really all the info I could find about her.

Check out this jam tough.




Have you heard of Kelela? Me neither. What about Tink G? I got nothing either. Let me google.



Kelela did a song with Solonge once, her parents are from Ethiopia, and she appears to take photo shoots very seriously.

Tink is 19, from and from Chicago. That's pretty much all I got. This song is hot though.


What about the Jeanies?!? I met these dudes the other week and they seemed like super cool dudes. We managed to get a show with them on the 16th at none other than Don Pedro's. It is gonna rule!

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OH FUCK

THE FUCKING METS!!! JESUS!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! Their uniforms have been getting uglier every fucking year for 15 years!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OVER THERE!!! DOES THE GUY WHO DOES YOUR BOOKS MAKE THESE DECISIONS TOO!!!! HOLY SHIT!!! AND WHEN THEY DEBUTING THEM?? ON MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!! I HAVE TO SHARE MY BIRTHDAY WITH THESE FUCKING THINGS!!!

It's really difficult to make handsome millionaires look like fucking losers but you guys manage to do it with every fucking alternate you make!!!







"I got an idea guys! Orange armpits!!!"



This is starting to take up too much of my time! So many more examples of ugly Mets uniforms out there though. I could make a whole other post about all the different color combos on their hats too but I'm going to restrain myself.

CATCHING UP

About to dive into some solo Christine!

WANT IT

I LIKE THESE SONGS IN REAL LIFE!!!!

Love the product placement here too. I also like that it's apparent Chris showed up 10 hours late to the video shoot. Triple Threat.



Another one of these Japanese, Spanish, Dominican, African American, Yaqui, Choctaw, Cherokee, Navajo, German, Jewish, French pop stars! Jeez, can't we try something a little different?



And you know I gotta get my rave rap on once in a while. It also looks like dead dudes is a thing this year for music videos.

DEEZ GUYS

In their 8 years these guys have put out 13 LPs! Like take a break guys. Oh what's that?

WORK OF ART

Almost done with the new art for the tape. The one of a guy spreading open his butt was not a hit.

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TUNES

Shamir Bailey, a 19 year old from Las Vegas. He wrote a good song, got it on a GODMODE cassette compilation, the right people heard it and now he's getting written about in Vogue and Pitchfork, all while never having played a show. Good for him. Even more importantly he has had some cool haircuts. You could google it.